MEmoIrS Of mrEVE

A fight to the end

2011-03-31T00:29:00.001+08:00

guess he tried to fight till the end

going back to the same path

2011-03-23T20:55:00.003+08:00

Its been a while since the last time i wrote in here,
much have changed.. even i'm changing myself to a better me..
Looking towards the crowd around me,
I realized that we are just an insignificant being if we are the same with others.
Reminiscent back at my past, I've got to acknowledge that I am who I am today because i beg to differ from others.

But, it does come with a great challenge.
Malaysian generally, although have been independence for almost 54 years, but their mindset is still stuck in the jungle.

We still quarrel over the slightest thing,

We badmouthing others because they are not the same as us,

We failed to seized the chances that went pass us and instead we blame others for our failure,

just to state a few....

bloody hell, why am i ranting about...

Subsidy

2010-06-11T01:11:00.004+08:00

Evening, hows life? Is it alright.Where are your house.Beside the beach?? Where? Johore, Than run quickly to the sea and collect as much of oil as you can.. Its the damn black gold for god sake.Is it just pure accidental or must we copy everything from the States.I mean, Its day 51 for The Gulf of Mexico oil spill and a few weeks back we have a Malaysian oil tanker collided with an merchant ship just of the coast of Singapore, puncturing the tanker’s hull and spilling 2,500 tons of crude oil into the Singapore Strait.Isn't that pure coincidence or what.

Back to the topics,Idris Jala said that Malaysia the path of bankruptcy.And in order not to become a troubled nation like Greece (which is currently having a financial problem and had to be bailed out by the EU) by the year 2019 the government has to reduce the subsidy to the people. ( I find this a little bit Irony since we are aiming to be a developed nation by 2020 but bankruptcy i waiting at 2019,Its like getting all worked out for sex and finding your wife is having her period :P )We have a debt of RM362 billion and deficit of RM 47 billion

Skipping the technical issues with t he numbers and stuff, are we truly prepared for this situation. Its only 2010, and world economy is just recuperating from the financial downturn that started in the late 2007.Those who have been laid off from their job are now starting to kick start their life again. I'm sure this news will be an unpopular decision by the government since right now many of Malaysian are struggling through the nose just to keep all the basic necessity.For many low to middle income families that live in the city , Johore Bahru for example, the combined salary of RM 2500 is not enough to raised 4 children and make sure they sleep with a full tummy at night.For instance, the usual monthly mortgage for a double-story terrace house with four rooms is around 1.5-.1.8k per month. That leave us with RM1000-700 for other expenses.And with four growing kids, it will be a financial constraint for them to live with modest luxury that many of their peers from well being family will enjoy.

Now to the subsidy part, If the government really want to decreased the amount of subsidy, the most influential part is OIL. the plan are like this, For every 6 month , the price of oil will be raised by ten cents.Although it might be only 10 cents,but the impact will be felt by the consumer especially that commute daily by their own transport.

The government will suggest the public transport,but sadly to say our public transport system is not efficient enough to ensure we will get from one place to another place in a short amount of time.The government should first make sure our public transportation is adequate and can commute its citizen without much hassle. take for example our closest neighbor, Singapore ( Im not patronizing them but take a close look at their public transportation)we can say that they have a small country to manage but why not implement the same module of infrastructure to the capital town of each state in Malaysia.We have LRT, MRT and all those hanky panky but its only at the capital of Malaysia,why not build more for other major city like JB or Penang.

Next, the electricity tariff will be increased, this also will impact the purse of most of Malaysian although the government said it wont affect 56% of the consumers.(They always lie)Then, as usual, the price of basic necessity such as sugar ,flour and cooking oil will be increased. wouldn't that be another burden to majority of the working class citizens .The effects will be both, directly and indirectly.Of course the price will be raised, but the next thing you know everything is getting damn expensive.Now, a plate of roti kosong with kari ikan bajir cost at least 80 cents.

fuhhhhh

Imagine if the price of flour and oil rise again. You can expect it to be around Rm1.20 at most.(During my school days , its only 60 cent and The mamak will gave free sweets)

My personal opinion is that the government should really consider about this subsidy thingy if they wanted to stay in power after the next General Election, Najib Razak untill this moment is at failure to raise the feel good feeling that we had before Abdullah Badawi administration.And if they really wanted to proceed to reduced the subsidy and burden the rakyat.A change of government is sure in the next few years.

-Itu duit ini duit.. mana pegi pun mau duit-

Whats next

2010-06-01T14:41:00.006+08:00

The past few days, the news of humanitarian flotilla which is carrying 10,000 tonnes of supply to Palestine has been hijacked by Israeli Commandos is the hottest topic.The six ship flotilla which is lead by Mavi Marmara is now under Israeli controls and the fate of the crew members are unknown.Until this moment, 19 of the crew is dead while 30 others is seriously injured.

Condemned poured from all over the world,but that's all.No action is going to be taken against them.This is shit.Those ship are only carrying humanitarian support for Palestinians and what do they get.Being labeled as a cover for Hamas to smuggle arms for their army is what Israeli leaders using as an reason to at tack the humanitarian support.

Tapi, ape yang aku nak tulis sebenarnya adalah tentang semangat yang membara sekarang ni.Seriously,semangat ni is kind of seasonal.Remember last year.When the spirits are all high after Israeli armed forces attacked The Gaza Strip,then after a few month. What happen,the spirit died down to nothing.

But, what pissed me off right now is the fact that how we Malaysian celebrate the return of 18 voluntary members of the flootila as "NATIONAL HEROES".Seriously, I have full respect towards them, but labeling them as National Heroes is a little bit inappropriate.Their mission is to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinian but what happens is their ship was boarded by commandos,their aid is seized and the next thing you know is that their are locked up in Israeli prisons.If they already know that they will not be able to deliver it by ships , THEN TRY ANOTHER WAY.Believe me, all those supply to Palestine will be a waste since it won't reach them.

Now, what happen to the humanitarian supply? Of Course Israel will say that they will deliver it,but do you seriously believe it.I can BET that Palestinians will NEVER EVER receive those aid.(Why the long face about betting, Awang Adek has legalized sports betting in Malaysia).Thus this will be another failure attempt to help those who are in need in Gaza.

Our Supreme Leader, Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamed said that although the mission failed to deliver the aid but it succeeded in exposing the true face of Israel.Heck,the world had already know about it since the first day of their illegal immigration.And yet, nothing has been done towards them.The last time I check, Israel is still building the so call "penempatan haram".There are no arms embargo, no economic sanctions,basically there is nothing at all to stop or at least to deter Israel from Invading Palestine.

Then, when the last dust fall to earth after all the hanky panky.All that we will see is our brother and sister in palestine being labelled as terrorist just because they want to protect their homeland. Nothing will ever change, they will continue to suffer while other so called MUSLIMS nation will stand at the sideline and just watch.

-It is sure damn fun to watch that to be in action-

10 barang yang di markup harga habis-habisan

2010-05-25T16:16:00.009+08:00

Salam.....BOSAN BOSAN BOSAN....fuh..puas...ada lagi sebulan aku macam ni...
boleh cepat mati..baiklah...straight to the point..
Kali ini aku nak cakap pasal barang barang yang korang x sangka yang harga dia dah di markup habis habisan oleh penjual..Apa maksud markup???Dalam simple bahasa jawa, markup tu adalah apabila penjual menaikkan harga untuk mendapatkan untuk yang x agak2.....atau dalam istilah yang aku suka guna,riba..

Serious shit.. buhsan gle aku nak tulis ni....lalalala
lalalaalalallalaal
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Mesti korang bosan kan..(Padan Muka)..
baiklah..meneruskan entry kali ini,

No# 10

KOSMETIK

Pesal??x percaya...tahu x apa bahan asas yang digunakan dalam make up ???
tak tahu..nah jawapanya.Selalunya 80%-90% daripada make up itu adalah TANAH...(MUAHAHAHHAHA)....dan selebihnya adalah minyak serta wax..(wax adalah bahan yang serupa dengan lilin tapi dalam bentuk cecair).Pewarna dan pewangi turut digunakan untuk memberi shade dan haruman yang menarik namun ianya tetap Tanah(Its the goddam dirt you know).Beberapa gram tanah yang dicampur dengan minyak+wax+pewarna+pewangi+bekas yang agak fancy +cop L'oreal = RM356.58.
Nonsense?..ini realiti..hahaha(bersyukur kepada-Mu Ya Allah aku menjadi lelaki)Pepatah Inggeris ada menyebut: "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig; and you can put dirt in a fancy jar; but it is still dirt"
Penutup:Kejelitaan adalah hak milik setiap insan..

NO #9

AIR BOTOL

Hadirin sekalian,Kisah ini bermula apabila ada seekor homosapien terfikir untuk mengambil sumber semula jadi yang sangat banyak dan membotolkan seterusnya menjualnya pada harga RM1-RM2.80..air botol kini
menjadi benda yang biasa di pasaraya mahupun kedai runcit rosco( Gle skema ayat...hak tuihh..)Tapi sejak bila kita berhenti minum air paip dan minum H20 yang diselebungi C₂H_{4..
Ada sesetengah syarikat yang memasarkan air botol mereka sebagai yang paling "bersih" atau "suci",namun semua air yang bertujuan untuk penggunaan harian manusia mestilah mematuhi kualiti yang telah ditetapkan oleh}_{Kementrian Tenaga,Teknologi Hijau dan Air.Ini termasuklah air yang keluar dari paip besi bergalvani di rumah korang semua.(Tolong tutup mulut yang menganga tu..tq)

Penutup: And Malaysia sell untreated water for 3 cents per 1000 gallon}NO #8

KAD UCAPAN

Kad ucapan selalunya di mark up harga dalam 100%-200%, namun boleh dikatakan agak munasabah jika dibandingkan oleh barang -barang lain yang di markup gila gila...Penjual juga hanya menggunakan modal yang sedikit, jadi kerugian sekiranya kad kad ini tidak terjual adalah sedikit sekiranya dibandingkan dengan sebuah Kereta Proton Saga.Penjual hanya menggunakan modal sebanyak beberapa sen dan menjual kad ucapan dalam lingkungan harga Beberapa RInggit. Tambah lampu kelip kelip + Speaker mono lagu raya, dan kad itu boleh dijual dengan harga RM9.99.Sekiranya anda ingin menghantar kad ucapan selepas ini,lebih baik anda buat sendiri di rumah, lebih murah dan mempunyai sentuhan peribadi.

Penutup: No card can replace one presence during that special day

NO #7

TILAM DAN PERABUT

Sama ada anda perasan atau tidak,tilam dan perabut sentiasa ada sale,siap boleh tawar menawar lagi dengan tokey dia...makin murah dia bagi harga kalau kita pandai cakap mandrin..seriously,How much can a few pieces of MDF coated with a thin layer of sticker cost you,The best thing to do to avoid being duped at a furniture store is to shop around a lot before you make your final decision. There is often a wide disparity in the price for the same product between two competing stores(yang ni aku plagiat,malas sangat nak tulis dah)

Penutup: Ever heard the word DIY

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Kenapa Aku Benci Drama Melayu #2

2010-05-24T09:00:00.000+08:00

Sambungan kenapa aku benci drama melayu #2

Penyakit yang Tiada Harapan untuk Hidup

Penyakit-penyakit pula akan datang selalunya sewaktu sebelum atau selepas klimaks sesebuah jalan cerita.(I know that someone one there is thinking different) selalunya twist ini akan digunakan apabila penulis skrip telah kehabisan idea.

Sesi Tampar Menampar

"Mak,saya nak harta Arwah bapak tu, saya Tak kira."
"Tapi harta arwah ayah tu dah diwasiatkan untuk anak-anak yatim"
"Saya tak peduli,mak pilih Harta atau nyawa"
"Kurang ajar"....PANG!!!!(Bunyi penampar...the acting is shit,I know)

Selalunya dalam drama, mesti ada part gaduh-gaduh kan.Part yang ini mesti antara ibu-anak, suami-isteri, bapak-anak, atok-nenek, serta sesiapa sahaja yang terasa nak tempar menampar,termasuklah makcik cleaner menampar office boy kerana buang sampah merata-rata.Mengapa aku benci bahagian ini??Pertama,sebab babak ni memang nampak x real lansung,angle camera memang macam ****(pilih yang mana sedap) punya r nak bagi real kan.Sesi tamparan tu mesti sama ada slow motion, zoom in dekat muka, atau lain-lain.Yang paling best adalah kita sebagai penonton mesti apabila babak ni kan,awal-awal lagi dah boleh agak dah akan ada sesi tampar menampar.

Sound Effects yang Melampau

Sound effect ni paling exaggerate bila ada babak bergaduh.Fulamak,kadang kala aku konpius,samada drama melayu ke drama tamil yang aku sedang tengok.Sound effects yang digunakan kadang kala mengalahkan game Fight Night.Lagi-lagi kalau hero yang nama sebenar (Rosyam Nor) membelasah atau dibelasah.Memang kenyang halwa telinga.Tapi yang suwey, lakonan diorang.(Pukul x real lansung, aku rasa orang yang kena belasah tu boleh gelak guling-guling time kena belasah)

Kaki Pukul Yang Sama

Benda ni paling jelas bila tengok Gerak Khas,(Orang jahat ni mesti recycle dari season first dulu)
Kalau episod sebelumnya orang jahat ni jadi pengedar dadah,lepas ni jadi penculik, lepas tu jadi pembunuh.Pergh..kesian gila,silap silap hari bulan kalau pelakon ni keluar rumah kena tembak terus dengan polis(MUAHHAHAHA).lepas tu bila pelakon ni klua dalam drama lain berlakon jadi orang baik pulak,aku rasa macam nk baling remote dekat tv.(Macam x percaya dia boleh jadi baik).

Babak Geli-Geli

Babak yang ni boleh membuatkan penonton muntah ~~dara~~ darah. Lagi lagi kalau babak ni dilakonkan oleh shamsul yusof (Peduli ape aku dia cuma berlakon dalam filem je,Benci tetap Benci).Berdasarkan pengalaman aku menonton filem kl drift 2...Film tu agak bagus tapi di cacatkan dengan babak shamsul menzahirkan perasaan dia kepada Scha al-Yahya...Siap aku dengar orang menjerit "b**!" kuat-kuat dalam panggung...Wow memang teruk kan...Orang lain pun ade bercinta jugak,tapi x macam dalam drama melayu...aku dengan "bulan" pun bercinta jugak...tapi xde r sampai boleh buat masyarakat muntah2..

bersambung..

-The Best Show Is Our Life Story-

Nota kepada Kekasih, Isteri No 1, 2 , 3, dan 4 , Girl , Skandal dan sesiapa yang berkenaan

2010-05-24T05:12:00.001+08:00

Anda perlu membaca yang berkut:

Antara 11 Jun hingga 11 Julai 2010, anda seharusnya membaca bahagian sukan dalam surat khabar supaya anda sedar apa yang sedang berlaku dalam Dunia Bola Sepak, supaya anda dapat turut setia dalam perbualan. Jika anda gagal, maka anda akan dipandang hina atau anda akan dipulakan.JANGAN merungut sekiranya anda tidak mendapat perhatian.

Sepanjang Piala Dunia, Televisyen adalah Milik Saya,sepanjang masa,tanpa pengecualian.Sekiranya anda sesekali mencuba untuk menjeling remote control.Anda akan mengalami kehilangannya (mata anda)

Jika anda perlu melalui antara Saya dan Televisyen Saya sewaktu perlawanan berlansung.Saya tidak kisah,asalkan anda merangkak di atas lantai tanpa mengganggu penglihatan saya terhadap televisyen saya.Kegagalan berbuat demikian akan menyebabkan keruntuhan (Rumah tangga/Perhubungan/Skandal/Silaturahim) untuk selamanya.

Sepanjang perlawanan saya akan menjadi pekak,bisu,dan buta kepada anda kecuali saya memerlukan anda untuk mengisi semula air dan makanan.Anda adalah tidak waras sekiranya anda mengharapkan saya untuk dengar tentang masalah tempat kerja anda,membuka pintu sekiranya anda pulang bekerja,menjawab panggilan telefon, atau mengangkat baby yang jatuh ke atas lantai daripada kerusi...Ia tidak akan berlaku.

Adalah menjadi satu idea yang baik sekiranya anda menyimpan 2 karton air( coca-cola, F&N,Kickapoo dan sebagainya ),juga menjadi idea yang baik agar anda menyimpan stok (kerepek,keropok,muruku,kacang putih) sebanyak 20kg.Anda juga dilarang untuk memasamkan muka anda apabila rakan-rakan saya apabila mereka tiba ( bermula pada jam 12 tengah malam) apa bila mereka tiba untuk menyaksikan Piala Dunia.Anda seharusnya melayan mereka dengan manis.Sebagai balasan, anda diberikan peluang untuk menggunakan televisyen pada pukul 6 pagi hingga 12 tengah hari melainkan adanya ulang tayang perlawanan pasukan kegemaran saya dan pasukan yang saya benci.

Tolong, Tolong, Tolong !!Sekiranya anda melihat saya kesedihan kerana pasukan saya sedang ketinggalan . JANGAN sesekali berkata begini "Sabar, ini hanya permainan" atau "Jangan risau, diorang akan menang lain kali".Sekira nya anda berkata begini, anda akan membuat saya lebih sedih dan kemarahan saya akan datang seterusnya menyebabkan saya akan kurang menyayangi anda.Ingat, bahawa anda tidak akan lebih mengetahui tentang Bola Sepak berbanding saya dan "kata-kata penaik semangat anda" hanya akan menyebabkan (Penceraian/Clash) berlaku dengan lebih pantas.

Anda adalah digalakan untuk duduk bersama saya untuk menonton 1 perlawanan dan anda boleh berbual dengan saya ketika iklan sewaktu separuh masa jika pasukan kegemaran saya sedang mendahului.Saya ingin menambah bahawa saya hanya menyatakan SATU perlawanan , oleh itu anda jangan sesekali menggunakan Piala Dunia sebagai alasan untuk meluangkan masa bersama dengan saya.

Ulang tayang Goal adalah sangat penting.Saya tidak peduli sekiranya saya pernah atau tidak pernah menontonya.Saya ingin menontonya ,BANYAK KALI.

Beritahu semua rakan-rakan anda agar tidak mendapat anak, serta menangguhkan segala parti atau jemputan Kahwin yang memerlukan kehadiran saya kerana:

1)Saya tidak akan datang
2)Saya tidak akan datang. Dan
3)Saya tidak akan datang

Namun sekiranya rakan saya menjemput saya pada hari Ahad untuk menonton Piala Dunia,Saya akan bergegas pergi.

Highlight Piala Dunia yang ditayangkan pada setiap hari adalah amat penting,sama penting dengan Siaran lansung Piala Dunia.Jangan sesekali terdetik untuk berkata sebegini "tapii anda pernah menontonnya...apa kata anda tukar kepada siaran yang boleh kita tonton bersama" kerana anda akan,"sila rujuk no.2"
Dan terakhir,simpan sahaja ayat awak,"Syukur Piala Dunia hanya 4 tahun sekali.Saya t elah kebal daripada ayat itu kerana selepas ini akan kembali Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup dan Liga Super.

(Kekasih,Suami,Boy,Skandal

Physic 101 #1

2010-05-23T18:19:00.008+08:00

Salam,bagaimana hari anda, bagus.Sila lihat di pintu surau berdekatan,Ada kelihatan kotak kecil,jika ada, Sila lihat,bagaimana, ada bayi, jika ada, sila laporkan kepada pihak polis.(Bak kata iklan tv3,Dalam dunia haiwan tiada manusia,Namun dalam dunia manusia ada 'haiwan').Sekali lagi aku melalut....
Back to topic...tgh hari yang sangat membosankan + terbangun dari mimpi ngeri....Aku tergerak untuk menyambung siri 101 lagi...pada kali ini aku ingin berbicara tentang fizik( Yes people, The subject which you 'enjoyed' so much during your final year) basically aku memang agak suka fizik + sejarah..so what does that make me..

Whats with the eye people...

Doctor Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown,yes sucker...Im most probably going to be a Lunatic profesor thats going to invent a car that runs on plutonium which is going to generate 1.21 Gigawatts of energy.He's a genius in physics as he can create a time machine and he's been into the past.(even Adi Putra cannot do that).

Alright.Dah jauh aku menyimpang ni.. for today, its going to be about Archimedes principle.
Archimedes principle stated that

Any floating object displaces its own weight of fluid.

Apakah maksud ayat di atas???(Tulah lain kali jangan mansuhkan PPSMI, kan susah tak paham)

Baiklah,mengikut prinsip archimedes sekiranya sesebuah objek itu direndam di dalam cecair, maka isipadu cecair yang digantikan dengan objek itu adalah sama dengan isipadu objek itu sendiri.(Mesti korang tak paham kan, padan muka!!)Basically in laymen terms(aku pun xtaw kenapa aku suka sangat perkataan laymen ni) kalau anda merendam seketul batu di dalam Eureka jar maka jumlah cecair yang keluar dari bekas itu adalah bersamaan dengan isipadu batu itu(ayat ulang ulang je kan)
Baiklah,apa pentingnya archimedes principle ni sampai aku yang bahalol fizik ni sibuk nak cerita.
Kegunaan principal ni memang banyak,tapi untuk otak korang yang lebih kecil dari matanya(MUAHHAHAHA)
aku terangkan 1 sahaja, baiklah kita tahu bagaimana untuk mengukur berat.Tapi bagaimana untuk mengira ispadu.Sekiranya anda ingin mengira isipadu sebuah kubus(susah gila nak ingat perkataan ni)seperti di bawah maka anda akan menggunakan formula sebegini
[Panjang X Tinggi X Lebar]

What???you expect fancy GFX..Bayarlah kalau nak lawa

Bagaimana pula sekiranya anda ingin mengukur isipadu objek yang mempunyai Ketinggian,Lebar,Panjang yang tidak seragam seperti batu ini:

Here I gave you "Flying Rock"

The answer is by using archimedes principle, you can measure the volume of this flying rock by dumping it into a pool of liquid and then measure the volume of liquid displaced.How hard can physics be???.(CIkgu Nizam will be proud of me....HAHAHAHAHA)

So, thats the end of our nonsense lesson today.Stay tuned for more inaccurate facts.

-P = F/A -

medic 101 #1

2010-05-23T05:08:00.004+08:00

Salam...
The clock is showing 3.13 ante meridiem (Yes, I knew what am means......nada berlagak hidung kembang)
and then the malaikat came down to earth and whisper to me"tulis blog tulis blog tulis blog"......
(Amaran,blog ini adalah khurafat dan boleh menyebabkan anda kufur lalu di panah petir di dalam tandas sewaktu anda sedang*****)..sudah.. cukup dengan tahyul ko mizan...

This entry is to tell you about the problems of teenagers nowadays.Its abut Insomnia, basically insomnia is a symptom which can accompany several sleep medical and psychiatric disorders, characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Insomnia is typically followed by functional impairment while awake. (Kantol plagiat dari wikipedia...MUAHHAHA).In laymen terms,insomnia ni adalah masalah yang menyebabkan susah tido...

sekian, entry tamat...(pegi sambung tido)

As if aku nak tido sekarang, continuing my post, this problem can be categorize into three major situation which is transient, acute, and chronic ( 1 hapak pun aku x tahu, so jangan tanya lebih-lebih)

Transcient insomnia ni disebabkan oleh enviroment tempat tido yang berubah, waktu tido yang berubah,depressi yang sangat teruk dan stress.(Suka hati aku lah nak tukar kejap english ke bm ke jawa ke.. blog aku..ape ko kesah) .This type of insomnia usually last for a week.Therefore this type of insomnia is curable because the reasons for trancscient Insomnia is mainly due to the common lifestyle of ~~homosexuals~~,er.. I mean homosapiens.Ways of treating: Change your hectic life style and your insomnia is curable.Walla,, senang kan aku bagi penyelesaian (I knew im destined to be a doctor)

Acute Insomnia pula disebabkan perubahan cuaca,bunyi,pencahayaan, dan keadaan tempat tidur(Pure google translation.. now eat that) Penggunaan ubat ubatan terutama yang ~~Pregnant~~ mengandungi ~~teransang~~ stimulant juga menjadi sebahagian daripada punca Acute Insomnia.
Use of or withdrawal from caffeine, nicotine, or alcohol might be one of the reasons(I know drinking coffe at night can disturb our sleep,but by not taking it is also one of the reasons...This is hilarious) pain, stress, and Nocturia(Google it you lazy douchebag ) are also the reasons of Acute Insomnia.Acute Insomnia ussualy last less than a motnh.Ways of treating, 404 not found...(dah cari, tak jumpa.)

Next we have the granddady of them all. Chronic Insomnia, It can be caused by another disorder, or it can be a primary disorder(wow, disebabkan dan menyebabkan).The effectsare being unable to sleep, muscular fatigue, hallucinations, and/or mental fatigue.~~bontot~~ But there are report of people living with this condition saying that they are seeing things as if they are happening in slow motion.(Beat that,Sekarang aku tahu macam mana diorang buat cerita matrix siak..hahaha).Ways of treatment including consuming sleeping pills,practicing agood life habit,refraining from smoking and the list goes on.(Buat semua benda baik n then ko boleh senang tido.. takdelah susah mana pun)another stupid solution by me.

Well, Insomnia yang banyak menghatui ahli kelab tidur selepas subuh macam aku adalah Insomnia cari sendiri.Dah kau yang tido lambat, siapa suruh.Padan muka tak boleh tidur,Abih tu mentang-mentang Internet waktu malam laju, ko pergi tengok porn kan(you all hypocrite man out there,jangan cakap tak pernah tengok,Togo n Mafia pun pernah ~~berlakon~~ tengok kan).

This is my first entry for the 101 series.. there's much more of incorrect information needed to be potrayed in this blog.(ambik ko paleh,aku dah tulis pasal medic walaupun bio aku cume b+...dengan nada yang tak sedar orang yang ko cakap tu dapat pergi Ireland).

Thats all folks

-I wonder if kencing malam is a sort of Nocturia-

Kenapa Aku Benci Drama Melayu #1

2010-05-22T17:00:00.006+08:00

Jalan Cerita yang cliche tahap najis

Jalan cerita Semestinya bermula daripada sebuah keluarga yang kaya dan ada duit gizzilion punya banyak.

Dalam drama melayu wujudnya perkataan gizzilion

Lepas tu mesti ada masalah,tak kira lah ape2 pun. Selalunya pewaris harta akan jatuh cinta pada seorang perempuan yang x kaya + datang dari kampung+ Cantik + ada sejarah hitam.Tetapi mesti mak atau bapak si laki ni tak setuju

Selalu mesti Mak yang tak setuju.I wonder why the mother yang jadi antagonis

After that, si anak tu mesti kahwin punya. Lepas dah kahwin sume, golek-golek atas katil (MUAHAHAHA).
Maka akan timbul masalah.Masalah ini mesti ada kaitan dengan company keluarga

Comapany ini mesti nama gila hodoh.cth; JutaRia sdn.bhd,
Alam Kejora holdings and so on

SEMUA MAIN JUTA-JUTA.

Paling best Bila aku dengar diorang berbincang pasal proposal kerja.Macam @#$%^&*.

Daddy macam mane dengan proposal kita untuk tender toilet syarikat Najis Wangi Snd.Bhd
Tender RM 7869 Gazillion tu daddy dah propose,tunggu keputusan Dato N.Ajis sahaja sekarang.
Macam mne dengan perolehan anak Syarikat kita.Batang Buruk Holdings
Setakat fiscal year 2009,Perolehan adalah sebanyak RM8000 Ratus Juta Juta.

Say it that I'm exaggerating. Tapi the truth itu lah drama-drama melayu.Semua dialog x boleh bla.Main Juta juta billion je.Wafak, bagitaw aku berapa percent orang melayu yang betul-betul cakap pasal kontrak juta-juta.
Drama macam ni lah yang buatkan the non bumis bising pasal DEB.As if all malay ade company yang kontrak juta juta.(The Goddam DEB is a Failure,Thats the truth).(Malaysia has the most number of class F contractors for your information)

Bad guy/girl yang bodoh2 alang.

I've always love the badguy in the movies.Especially if they PWNED the hero early.Lagi aku sayang kalau badguy tu memang perangai bad ass..yang ko tgk rasa macam nak lanyak guna steamroll.(call me pervert but thats what i want to do to the badguy)..Tapi kalau tgk drama melayu, orang jahat die memang x boleh jadi jahat.Kejahatan lansung x teserlah,yang nampak adalah kebangangan orang jahat dalam drama melayu.
Daripada pakaian (Hodoh gile,x nampak macam orang jahat in fact nampak macam terencat),
Bahasa (Orang jahat cakap mesti gaya macho bukan macam autism) ,
Gaya ( Lansung tidak menakutkan,kalau aku jadi director, Mau aku ketuk kepala bad guy ni)

Bersambung...

-The biggest Actor Of The Life Is Ourself-

URgh....

2010-05-22T05:10:00.014+08:00

Salam,Or should i say Shalom...HEHEHE. Don't blame me people. Blame the government that you voted for...Its their fault that they got into this Apco ruckus.Enough of politics already, damn its like

45 years since my last post and the first 2 lines of my latest entry is already on politics. What the...

And so on. Its been a while since i last posted my entry.And suddenly at 5.08 in the morning somehow someway somewhat,I've got the urge to update my blog, And this time its going to be permanent (as if the writing spirit can last another post...lol). Basically im writing this entry with nothing going in my head.(yeah people,NOThing or better known as kosong)... This few month.Life sure is hectic.(I mean in the sense of others around me).For me its like sleeping during daylight and burning the midnight oil. (yeah,literally).

People,is it me or are we moving along to fast.I mean its already MAY.(bulan 5).And those lucky faggots that are going to do their foundation will register tomorrow.(people,i'm writing this on Saturday morning).Why i say lucky.Hell, they only need one goddamn years an then they can proceed to their degree.While the not so lucky me.I'm stuck with Diploma.Diploma ain't that bad people,only that its taking 2 more years for me to have a degree while at that time my so call batchmate at school are screwing with their bosses at the office. MUAHAHAH(Im evil) But its my fate though, just accept it and go with the flow. And so yesterday the long awaited JPA and MARA Scholarship are out.Congratulations to all of you that got it.Now you can study hard and when you're all grown up,you can vote against the government.(Hey,that's the truth)Study using the government money and than vote against them during election.The government always get PWNED at the end of the day. .

Suddenly this morning, my dear friend message me on my facebook saying although he got MARA scholar but he wont be flying oversea.And i was like "What the Hell, why do they call it PILN(Program Ijazah Luar Negara) if at the end of the day you are going to end up at some medical college that never been heard of instead of RCSI.(hate me, but i never ever heard the name of the college).

And so, I began comforting him.Well i don't know how hard this hit him but for a man which his lifelong dream is to study Medic overseas,it must have hit him pretty hard .From his words its like I can feel his disappointment though.These MARA guys must be pretty kejam ...Why on earth you offer a program that is named oversea degree when instead you chuck them in a college on Suvarnabhumi (Read the textbook please).Isn't that pretty embarrassing for the students.Well, here I am, A stupid kid which his result wouldn't make it to the interviewing process and now is critically MARA....(i don't give a damn about scholarship and now I am regretting.. hahaha)

Moving on to this guy.He's like giving up,(Do you people really wanted to fly overseas for the knowledge or is it either of the glamour of studying overseas and playing snow during winter).Well for this guy,I think is abit of both .Based on my perspective,he really wanted to go and study in the best medical college in the world.(or that what they are saying about RCSI).Unfortunately, the sun does not shine over his shoulder this time around.Well this is the fact of life.Not everything will go as we plan.Sincerely, I felt sorry for him because after seeing the way he studies during our senior years,I know that he can achieve amazing results if he had given the chance.So,if any of you MARA guys accidentally read my damn blog please let my friend continue at RCSI will ya.(Be Patient bro,Allah knew whats best )

-The darkest time ain't always at night-

LOl

2010-04-12T22:44:00.002+08:00

Salam...

dah lame aku x update blog ni...

haha

hurmmmm.

x taw nk cte ape

tgk balik posting-posting ak yg lame..

hahah

bodo2 je..

Daripada Belaja Kepada Menganggur Kepada Kerja

Kepada Mengaggur Balik...

hurm...

kebosanan melanda diriku ini...

nak taip ape ??

sesape ade idea..

Trimas

Jobs.....

2010-02-03T17:54:00.002+08:00

Setelah sebulan lebey duduk umah...
Aku pun dengan Relanya (Walhal!!!!)
Gi r cari keje....
Tup tup....
Dapat kat Tesco..
Jadi Cashier....

Jadi r...
Dari duduk umah....
ngabihkan beras je...

Jadi aku pun pegi r keje...
Dapat Tesco Bukit Indah...
Tapi x Bukak Lagi...
So die hantar Training
Kat Tesco Seri Alam

Pulak Dah.....

Maka Berangkatlah aku hari2 pegi Tesco Seri Alam.....

Dah Sampai...
First day gi keje...
Diorang suruh Bukak Kaunter....
First day tuh...

So aku bukak...
Time bukak kaunter...
Dapat 'Float'...
Duit baki r...
Rm 300...
Kne kire... takut x cukup...
Ade r list die

Rm 10 x *
Rm 5 x *
Rm 1 x *
dan suit sen

Ak dengan gementarnye...
mulakan dgn Bismillah...

FUh... Gigil...
mane x... pegang duit ribu2 wooo
Tapi dalam hati... NIat Ikhlas...

Macam2 ak tgk perangai Manusia ni...
dari yang aku respect...
sampai ade yg ak rse nk angkat skrin kom tuh n balik kat Thoracic vertebrae die...
hahaha...
Ade yang elok...
Ade yang x....
Itu r Manusia...

Ape yang aku tulis ni....
Post yang hampeh sunggoh...

-MrEvE OuT-

TayyYiiBb

2009-12-31T16:46:00.000+08:00

Alkisah... tayyiibbb....
Maka tersebutlah kisah... tayyiibbb....
Sang kancil datang beramai-ramai menghadap
Duli Yang Maha Mulia Sultan Firaun...

Mana Firaun pakai sultan...
Entah....

Anda Orang melayu???

2009-12-31T16:42:00.000+08:00

Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya dipijak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya retak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya teriak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya haprak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya kelas dua
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya hina
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya sengketa
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya derita
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya kerdil
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya terpencil
Melayu mudah lupa
Tiada daulat Tiada maruah Tiada bebas
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Sejarah bangsanya yang lena
Tanah lahirnya yang merekah berdarah
Ingatlah Ingatlah Ingatlah
Wahai bangsaku
Jangan mudah lupa lagi
Kerana perjuanganmu belum selesai...

Life gOES oN rIgHT...???

2009-12-09T16:46:00.002+08:00

ERm..

FinAllY

SPm IS OVe...r

mcm x Cye...

Idop Ak Mcm xde Mknenye Lg..

hehehe

betulke dah abih sekolah????

StIl aK x XCye lg

seSaPe... TlG Bgtaw ak

ak MiMpi ke...

Weih...

Out Dulu R..

nk teNagkAn DiRi...

Ak X betuL Lg Ni....

weeks of our life..

2009-03-21T11:00:00.002+08:00

a week has gone through...
as time pass by...
the clock is ticking..
ya-ha...
this are getting complicated....
somehow the cloud of haziness in my head is getting thicker and thicker..
a lot of things have been happening..
hurm...

uk1 really brought with it some crazy results..
a lot of unexpected results..
a few which is good...

moving on..
bulan depan...
forum...
state level...
erk....
mcm x nk pegi je...
xtaw r...
spm is getting near and nearer..
dammit...
takut lah plak....

uk1

2009-03-05T10:46:00.002+08:00

ya-ha.....
uk1 is just around the corner...
minggu dpan je pun...
ak dok melepak dalam bilik bestari ni...
mcm xnk spm je...
hahahah...

wargh...
seram pun ad jgak...
first examination in form 5...
don't know what to expect...
will it be good..
or bad...
only time will tell...
three days of examination that will set the benchmark..
spm is coming......
run away....

ok
got ot go...

~K.O.T and Forum~

2009-03-05T10:14:00.002+08:00

Time really flies....
a lot of things has been happening...
without realising...
its already march....
im been through a lot this few weeks...
a lot of suprises...
first....
last week...
monday night...
timeline...8.30 p.m
prep time...
then...
cikgu kamariah came to my clas...
called me and dd...
told us forum is on 28th of februari
damm it...
same date as k.o.t
then...
somehow isntict told me to go for forum...
with just 4 days of practising...
this is going to be special..
a few days of training...
and on k.o.t day...
we went...
smk jalan kota tinggi..
first round was horrible...
guest the nervousness really got up to me..
gagaga....
and then students from other schools told us that we are through to the next round...
to shorten up the story...
we did our best...
and end of story...
we won the competition...
now...
its state level...
early of april...
lets go to kota tinggi...
well..
time is really jealous...
got to go...

~mrEvE out~

~HoME anD HoMEwOrK~

2009-02-20T22:03:00.005+08:00

Thank god we can go home this week
ya-ha.....
but one thing that is compulsory.....
homework...
wakaka....
yeah...
no big deal...
Mr.Muih told us to submit all of our math books at monday night...
adooiyai...
modul +m3 mmg berlubang....
hurm....
2 days of hols....
going to finished it...
die dah cakap
'Do or DIE'
wargh

moving on...
the topic of the day
rules....
it is mean to be broken...
btol ke...
sometimes even i bend it a little
no way i can follow the rules all day round...
but what is the meaning of rules if all that we do is breaking it
nasiblah...
ak pun bukannya baik sgt...
but the best thing for me...
be yourself....
xde gnenye ikut preaturan just bcause kte ad jawatan.....

~MoTIvaTiOn~

2009-02-19T18:02:00.002+08:00

gagaga...
tadi ade plak motivasi....
Ade lecturer from MSU...
Die ckp die ex-student...
don't care pun...
wakakaka...
kind of fun but really tired....
my leg plak...
x baik2 lagi...
kene berlari plak tu td...
wtf???
hahaha..
padan muka ko mizan....
then ade ldk dlm kumpulan....
seronok kacau joko ngan siti
huhuhu...
then i wonder...
ok ke...
to be in love at such a young age...
wakaka...
all the teachers keep on saying no,not now and never....
lorh...
i mean this is natural...
a man will like a girl right...
xkan ade laki yg ske laki....
but never mind...
those thing are not my priority now...
yg penting..
K.E,R,J,A,S,A,M,A...
salah!!!!
itu wonderpets daaa..
SPM....
yup..
itu yg penting...
9 bulan je lagi....
mak aih...
kejap tu...
x rase mcm dah nk abih skolah dah...
huhu...
wonder what it will feel like...
sedey ke...
sayu ke...
hahaha..
only time will tell...
ok..
got to go...

ps* Mr. Falah... cbe teka on9 kt mne......

~What does it mean being a student~

2009-02-16T16:44:00.002+08:00

acara akhir starts today....
lompat jauh for me....
wakaka..
fail badly...
and return to dorm with cuts and bruises...
enough about today...
feling stress out today...
spm is only 9 month away...
kerja rumah.... fulamak!!!!!...
x henti-henti...
tiap tiap hari ade je yg baru datang...
yg lame x abih lagi....
hahahaha...
then i wonder....
what does it means to be a student...
is it just about homeworks and examination...
why can't it be fun atleast....
cikgu2 ni mmg bagus...
dedicated towards us...
tapi...
can't they see...
we r normal human being also...
if our homework ain't finished...
bukannye kite sengaja pun...
imagine all the prep classes are full with tuition and extra classes...
nk buat hwrk pun lpas light off...
tp kalo badan dah letih...
mmg x larat punye...
bila kita jawab balik...
die kate kte 'double standard'...
aiseh...
ni yg x best ni...
hurm....
just for one damm year..
ya-ha....

~Lawatan Kerjaya~

2009-02-15T12:22:00.004+08:00

just returned from kl yesterday...
wakaka...
2 days of havocking(wujudke perkataan ni??)
went to SEMAHSHUR first...
got a little briefring about their school..
the way they study...
how they live their life there...
lots of diffrences between us at them..
wonder how they cope living there..
hehehe...
saturday....
woke at 5.15 a.m (awal gile!!!)
damm their school is soooooooooooooo cool...
almost freeze to death there....
subuh @ the surau there....
at 7 we check-out (phewiit)
arrive at IJN at 8.30...
thus begining out career day
briefering at the conference room...
being amazed by the sallary there
RM45,000 per month!!!
work for two years and you will become a millionaire...
wish i had that much amount of income...
then...
went to the pediatric ward...
kind of sad seeing infant suffering..
some of the girls cried...
the we went to the National Science Centre...
learn a lot there...
by 4 pm we are standing in the front of aquaria...
wondering when can we go inside...
after waiting and waiting...
we got our clearances
yahoooo!!!
gosh, he aquatic life were humongous ...
saw one fish that is larger that me...
wondered can the fish swallow us...
than got a chance to go 'shopping' at suria klcc..
wakakaka...
waste of time...
ate at a&w...
yahudi????
later went back at 6.30...
slept the entire way back...
wakakaka

SpOrtS Anyone???

2009-02-10T16:54:00.004+08:00

so....
all is said and done...
k.o.t
on 28th....
saturday....
wonder who will win....
the last k.o.t for me...
feeling kind of sad...
but life goes on...
should i take part in the competition...
without the ruggers..
maybe Purnama got a chance to win....
yeargh!!!!!
huhuhu...

what happens???

2009-01-31T13:28:00.003+08:00

What happens???..
when your heart is going wild(frenzy)...
that's normal right...
please tell me that is normal...
when a young man likes a young lady...
is this what they will feel..
its not me...
but rather the hormones inside me...
hahaha...
im just like all of the other people out there...
and...
dammit...
this is not fine with me....
wargh....
do i really like her...
or just a funny feeling about her..
hurm...
and if really i likes her...
does she likes me...
that's the golden question...

I guess

2009-01-31T13:21:00.002+08:00

Well...
time really flies when you are enjoying (or rather doing nothing)...
but through the time...
I've realize...
i can't be the person that can pleased everyone...
everyone is different...
and i realize..
that...
no matter how hard i tried to be pleased everyone...
it will never happen..
and...
the best thing...
is just being myself...
im not going to be the like the plastic students out there..
doing everything to be cool and popular...
the best thing is just...
be yourself...
enjoy life while you still can...
don't regret it later...
when you are stuck with your life...

HoW To SAve A LIfE

2009-01-31T01:45:00.004+08:00

Its 1.47 in the morning...
and im still here...
Sitting alone (of course) in front of my lappy
and I wonder...
is Science Stream the right choice for me.....
since my form 1 days....
i've always dreaming of studying in 5 sc 1
but to tell you the truth...
i felt that im making a mistake...
is not like biology sucks(no pun intended)
but its just in a parallel with what i've always wanted to be....

Computer Programmer...

its just not what i intended to be....
but things are said and done...
can anyone save my life...
but all that happens...
happens for a reason...
maybe this is what god has intended for me...
and i've just to accept it...
whatever...
life goes on....

how to save a life....

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life

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